The manager approaches the shopper before he has picked up his bottle of McCormicks. He wishes the customer a “Good evening,” and begins to try and figure him out with some vodka small talk. He asks the customer which of his vodkas he likes the most…
“Hello… Are we looking for some vodka tonight? Which one is your favorite?”
The customer is thinking… “Oh crap… I can’t admit that I came in here for the cheap stuff! I gotta sound like a person of sophistication! I also don’t want to offend this man by purchasing his least expensive product! What should I say!?”
Finally, in desperation for a rebuttal that comforts his ego, and flatters the manager’s inventory, he says… “I prefer DIAKA Vodka.” …He’s only saying this because the bottle, that he saw on the shelf out of the corner of his eye, looks expensive and fancy. He takes a closer look at the bottle and notices some additional information on the product…
Looking suave he says to the manager… “Did you know that DIAKA uses a diamond filtration process? I’ve made a pact with myself to never drink AAAAANYTHING that hasn’t been filtered by the kiss of a diamond.”
Read the full article at Yaro Starak’s blog